Bearer of Bad Tidings

November 1st, 2007 § Comments Off § permalink

what was i thinking?

… I hate to be, but Fra-ank, if I think of it this way:

“One way to sort it out is to think of it as the populists versus the corporations”

Honey, we be dead.

Alternate Title: Frank Goes to a Conference.
But that would be too, too informational.

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For Love of The Dance

October 19th, 2007 § Comments Off § permalink

I’m going to shoot myself. This week, anyway., Something called websitegrader rated the readability of this blog:

Readability Level : Advanced Degree (PhD)

This score measures the approximate level of education necessary to read and understand the web page content.

On the other hand, I guess that confers a certain intelligence—hell, if U can read this, U R a Ph D.

Or, hey, this is a good bet: All that miserable Jakob Nielsen Chunk your Content crap has bred a nation of chunk-inhalers. Who do not read but …engorge. Snake-like. Take in the content perfectly whole, because the jawbones of the mind come easily unhinged. Whether that rat-shaped bulge will actually be digested … is anybody’s guess.

The English sentence is a lovely, intricate dance, one that emanates meaning as richly as a lover’s deep look.

With every period and comma … those marks for the human pause, the human breath.

When the language goes, I go too.

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