Q: (All made up by Moltz, of course.The poor fuck.) Maybe you can help me out. I’m wondering if there are any good pickup lines for Mac geeks. A friend of mine works in construction and he’s always got these awesome pickup lines for women.
A: Like what?
Q: Like “Do you work in a lumber yard? Because you’re giving me wood!”
A: Uh, yeah, that is … awesome.
Q: Oh, yeah.
A: Well, OK. How about this one: “Are you a disk intensive activity? Because you’re spinning up my hard drive!”
Q: Ooh, not bad!
A: Or, “Are you a gaussian blur on a 50 MB file on a Performa? Because you’re really extending my progress bar!”
Q: Yeah! … Or “Are you online porn? Because “I’m masturbating to you!”
A: Um…
Q: Too much?
A: A bit.
Just shrink that progress bar right back in your pants. For starters. Thanks.
Cheney Assails Those Favoring Iraq Drawdown
“Vice President Dick Cheney offered an aggressive defense …”
Interesting concept.
“… of the Bush administration’s Iraq strategy today, asserting that those in Congress who pursue a gradual drawdown of American forces are ‘undermining’ the troops.” Read the rest of this entry »
If you want to pretend that blogrolls, popularity lists (et.al.) don’t exist, that’s fine. If you want to claim that they hurt people, then you are engaging in something I can only call stupidity. Sorry–I call them the way I see them. –James R.
World Wide Web: big downside: great staggering masses of cluelessness.
Not all male, but for the most part.
Shelley Powers is one smart and gracious woman. What I might be like, if only I were nice. So why are the geek-syndromers drawn like moths to leave the proud little turds of their comments on that loveliest of blogs, Just Shelley, where they will make special fools of themselves.
Because they must. Next!
