15 January 2008

The Life Span of Souls

Frank mourns the loss of Scoble as a tech blogger, but not to worry. As Frank notes, Steve Rubel, who apparently will appoint himself anything, is Our Tech Blogger Now.

No longer will people seeking dry details about bits and bytes, speeds and feeds, chip-sets and semiconductor properties of rare earth elements need to consult with a boring old engineer who probably has adhesive tape mending the bow on his coke bottle glasses.

Which reminds me, this is for me a Day of the Dead. It was the coke-bottle glasses. Frank failed only the mention of highwater pants. My dad was a physicist, back in the day, and one hell of a talker, besides brilliant. The government used to send him out to debate Ernest Stenglass.* Andy the Mouth, they called him, and his passion for the safety of nuclear power was both pure and absolute. A man who brought himself up by his own bootstraps, so to speak, whom people referred to as Dr. Hull even though he had never received a doctorate. Probably one of the first people ever to, as an adult, go "back to school."

Thereby immediately impoverishing his children, who already scratched from a pretty low tray, as little chickens will do when there's nothing more. Andy drove a bus, studied, we saw him once in a while, and in the late Fifties was accepted at Vanderbilt, whence to Oak Ridge, a novel of its own. I read that he was immensely well-regarded at Shoreham, where he spent nearly thirty years until his death.

What does it all mean? I was across the country, unable to attend his death or funeral. In my mind, he is always who he was. The dead never age. Never grow old, never wrinkle, never leave us, but remain in what must be Heaven or Hell: the way they always were, to us. Perhaps that is why the spirits hang around and suffer, but sorry. It is no more possible for us to change Memory than they to graduate from So-So to Beloved. Who get to leave Limbo—which must be an endlessly boring place (joke)—for the ultimate address, Heaven.

The rest stick around and pester so as not to go directly to h-e-double-toothpicks, but I'm telling you (them) it's useless. The ghosts cannot change their tactics, nor we our memories. Eternity being what it is.

At any rate, bless the person who fathered me, on the eighty-eighth anniversary of his birth.

* Such scientists as John Gofman, Arthur Tamplin, and Ernest Stenglass (all former members of the nuclear priesthood), have demonstrated that low-level radiation from the fallout from nuclear bomb testing and emissions from reactor accidents have caused and will cause countless numbers of deaths.Monthly Review: The Future of Nuclear Power, Feb 1984.
(Which frustrated the bejesus out of Andy, who would whip out his slide rule and cheerfully prove the myriad ways you were statistically far more likely to die. I expect he was right.)

13 January 2008

Pop Goes The Weasel

“Evidence in car may point to drug use, tiger taunting”
San Francisco Chronicle lobs one to Mr. Geragos. So far, nothing back!

My, is that man disliked. Whatever these poor lads—or not, turns out they were driving a BMW 3—have suffered, nobody, but nobody steps up and says, What a fine fellow is Geragos!

The comment list on only one of the related stories—Drugs In BMW, (Snakes On Plane) EMT Overhears Boys Confess in Ambulance, What The Hell Do EMT's Know .... Friends Come to Pick Up Car; Friends Asked For Names, Friends Speed Away ...

That Heather Fong is a tight-lipped one. Imagine, a Chief of Police who does her job! (And looks dear, head disappearing under that oversized cap.) (Though on the “dear” thing? Don't fuck with her.)

How many days and no Geragos rant. Abandoned the case already? Hard to think why, But fortunately, we've got our own little Bad Reporter to tide us over. This is just one panel: click on pic go see the whole, perfect thing.


Learn something every day. Who knew there were height requirements for weasel fences?

Truthfully, while, like nine million other people, I can't wait to see how this one plays out—count me in, on Tatiana's side, to the extent that no tiger worth her stripes leaps over any barrier unless provoked. I've been told that the skin of tigers is extremely sensitive—a few BBs and a slingshot, that would do it. Seems perfectly obvious, she needed to call a halt to some behavior of these "boys." Else she could have et anyone.

Last night I perused the reaction to just one SFGate article on the subject. It had received 981 comments, and by the time I fell upon this one, I knew just what he meant. Hell, perhaps by now, dear reader, so do you.

“Let's see, I could hammer nails into my forehead or I could post one more comment on the Tiger story. Where did I put those nails?”

Pop Goes The Weasel

“Evidence in car may point to drug use, tiger taunting”
San Francisco Chronicle lobs one to Mr. Geragos. So far, nothing back!

My, is that man disliked. Whatever these poor lads—or not, turns out they were driving a BMW 3—have suffered, nobody, but nobody steps up and says, What a fine fellow is Geragos!

The comment list on only one of the related stories—Drugs In BMW, (Snakes On Plane) EMT Overhears Boys Confess in Ambulance, What The Hell Do EMT's Know .... Friends Come to Pick Up Car; Friends Asked For Names, Friends Speed Away ...

That Heather Fong is a tight-lipped one. Imagine, a Chief of Police who does her job! (And looks dear, head disappearing under that oversized cap.) (Though on the “dear” thing? Don't fuck with her.)

How many days and no Geragos rant. Abandoned the case already? Hard to think why, But fortunately, we've got our own little Bad Reporter to tide us over. This is just one panel: click on pic go see the whole, perfect thing.

weasel Learn something every day. Who knew there were height requirements for weasel fences?

Truthfully, while, like nine million other people, I can't wait to see how this one plays out—count me in, on Tatiana's side, to the extent that no tiger worth her stripes leaps over any barrier unless provoked. I've been told that the skin of tigers is extremely sensitive—a few BBs and a slingshot, that would do it. Seems perfectly obvious, she needed to call a halt to some behavior of these "boys." Else she could have et anyone.

Last night I perused the reaction to just one SFGate article on the subject. It had received 981 comments, and by the time I fell upon this one, I knew just what he meant. Hell, perhaps by now, dear reader, so do you.

“Let's see, I could hammer nails into my forehead or I could post one more comment on the Tiger story. Where did I put those nails?”

10 January 2008

Eat My Shorts

From the Columbia Journalism Review today:

The press’s simultaneous amplification and shorthanding of Clinton’s display of emotion support Steinem’s point: Clinton’s gender, in a still-sometimes-sexist society like ours, may be more problematic than we allow ourselves to acknowledge or believe. After her emotional event yesterday, Clinton held a rally in Salem, NH. About eleven minutes into it, two men interrupted her speech, shouting at Clinton and hoisting handmade signs. The signs, and the hecklers, screamed, “Iron–My–Shirt.”

Which is pretty damn funny—too funny, now that I think of it, these guys were some kind of ironists (yes) on the loose. Students, smarty asses. Bloggers.

No, I take that back. Most male bloggers are too tensed up—from being on the A list, or on no list at all—hey, it's a dog-eat-link out there—to take time off just to be funny.

Seriously? A male friend with talents and jobs across the bio-spectrum reflected on what had happened to his own adolescent savagery in the years since. “I still compare myself at every moment, just not to the other guy anymore, but ... with my own goals.”

They gauge performance, they never stop gauging performance; keep this in mind, ladies.

And CJR? I got a journalistic bone (yes) to pick with you.

“Still sometimes”?

“May be”?

Stop pussy-footing (yes) around and write the simple truth.

09 January 2008

G-L-O-R-I-A

The rest of you net-bunnies are probably too young to get the joke or get excited over this, but I am all stirred up to find a whole article by the Big G, whose every word informed so much of our lives ever after. Women my age. Um, that would be Gloria Steinem. (Remember her? Ya little runts.)

This is like hearing from the Pope! That is, If I gave a damn what some (any) isolated old man says, which I do not, and on principle, be you female or male, neither should you.

Steinem writes—and I want you to remember this—there will be a quiz:

Gender is probably the most restricting force in American life

and

... whether the question is who must be in the kitchen or who could be in the White House.

I am just going to do a dance around that statement, and you don't get to fuck with it. Gloria said so.

No happy dance, no way. You think things are that much further along than in 1976, when the boldest of us, because it was a Movement, rather timorously proposed that perhaps our husbands might change a diaper? Do the dishes sometimes too? And it took a whole movement to get up the nerve—don't laugh—because no one ever had. Asked these guys to get off their duff. Not en masse. Not, you can be sure, at home. His castle! And we took a beating for it, emotionally, which anyone knows is how to really hurt a woman. The tide of ridicule rode high.

The Patriarchy, even the puniest of them (and what a boon it was) were still coasting along like so many low-hanging hot-air balloons, still making Money the household God, as well as demanding we all worship at that altar. Issuing forth the same crap accusations if we disagreed as ... as has been so recently seen in the latest TechyCrunchDirt fooforaw, wherein the guy in charge was either so hair-trigger or so bloated with entitlement—and isn't this the first thing men buy with their power?—so beyond criticism, it took him about two minutes to attack, in that time-honored, go for the gonads way, the woman who dared a critique.

The difference, in thirty years, (which BTW, went by in an eye-blink) is that I may speak freely about this asshole and many others. I may also be loathed, hated, misunderstood ... But the real difference is that I know now, all the way to my bones and back, that the way a man speaks to you offers a complete characterological study of him—even if it's more than you wished, or, more often, horribly less. For women do dream, and men, thinking it their duty, do not disabuse us unless or until they find their own motivation to. Meanwhile you can be floating along and then one day, blam.

Does it matter if I tell you this is not autobiographical, that I was in fact the one who blammed him, though no one ever had longer or fair warning. None so blind, and all that.

For those of you who like a bit of science with your tea, Steinem also wrote

This country is way down the list of countries electing women ... it polarizes gender roles more than the average democracy.

There's more to her article, but my god, enough pearls for one day.

07 January 2008

The Man of My Dreams

I just picked this off a network, hey, like fruit from a tree, and hustled back here to publish my treasure, thereby both giving it away and making it more deeply mine.

Someone had posted the question, Who can I reach at Amazon to fix a customer service situation gone wrong? (I don't think you're supposed to take items from a closed site like this and—whoa, there's a blog police in my head?)

Answer: I just got a similarly weird "error msg" from L----In! First they say, hey, here's a new member who used to work at MMmedia just like you (the poor bastard). Perhaps you know him. As it turns out, I do, So I invite him to like, you know, L--- In. But then I get this ERROR MSG in response to my invite: "Please note: You cannot send invitations from this page because several recipients of your invitations indicated that they don't know you."

Have we achieved Fascist Networking yet?

sheesh!

Clarification added 6 hours ago:
Gosh, I didn't realize that this would be visible to everyone. Just to be clear, when I said "poor bastard," what I should have said was "poor FUCKING bastard."

And when I said "Fascist Networking" what I meant was "National Socialist Networking."

I hope this serves to clarify my position.

His only faults are that I have never met him, and, well, do you see him posting about me? (Answer: hell, no.)

Besides, the older men get, the more they like—no, let me put this another way: he is my age, give or take, and the whole of my life, since I was eleven or twelve, the male of the species has treated me as if I were as interested in naked women as they.

But it's really more than that. These things are pointers, in the way links point to something else, something huge, bigger than Google ever dreamt: Women are actually other people!

Different! Separate! Similar, in that we are as full of ourselves as any guy, with the same self-interest ... but with the addition, okay, of an inborn capacity to deeply care for and about others.

But enough about that. For now.

05 January 2008

The Tiger and the Lawyer

Mark Geragos, whom the Bay Area could not be more sick of, perhaps because of his yap-yap-yap defense of Scott Peterson (where are you rotting away, Scottie? Keep rotting.)

angrily denied that his clients teased the animals. He also accused the zoo administration and their newly hired crisis spokesman of 'peddling unfounded rumors.'

'It's unconscionable,' he said.

Projective identification. Never a pretty thing.

Really, the man has not shut up since he got into town. This trying the case in the press thing ... worked out for Peterson, did it, Geragos?

Then why don't you shut the fuck up and stop this ugly flailing.

After years of Cheney and Bush, you think we have a toothpick's room for you?

We've all seen enough of what men will do and say for a buck. Alright, for a fuck, too. It's all so stinking corrupt.

You and the horse you rode in on, Markie? Give it a rest.

03 January 2008

Aw, Fuck

Justine Larbalestier, in her blog:

"If you want to write your novel relatively quickly and productively, it should have no access to the interweb thingy, also no games, or anything other than the two aforementioned programs. If you can’t write without easy access to endless forms of procrastination sorry, I mean, research tools, then by all means be connected to that gateway to hell the intramanet."

 
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