The problem is—and I mean this is the problem—Luddites and lunkheads, students of the John S. McCain school of keyboard learning, do not understand the least thing about computers—and kids do not run the New York Times.

Though the Times may wish it were so, after a certain presidential election.

And writers of New York Times Blogs, who would no more drive, say, a Ford Taurus, are perfectly comfy falling off tech turnip trucks, repeatedly.

When even thinking the word Dell makes me shudder, as is, after all, only mete and fit.

If Apple gave a shat (past tense) they would advertise a whole lot more in the Times—no, what am I saying! Newsprint has no gloss! The New Yorker, yes, and I believe they now and then strew a few pennies ‘cross The New Yorker’s pretty pages.

(Do I contradict myself?) (Good, because I contain Multitudes.) And doesn’t it just eat at you from the inside, like a gnawing canker, that The New Yorker and Apple alike are so snotty, so, ney, elite, and at the same time, the best there is? Sure it does, unless you are a sensible person who takes things as they are.

Dell’s Mystery ‘Adamo’ Could Be Thinner Than Air : When Apple released the MacBook Air, someone viewed the sleek notebook as an opportunity to make fun of clunky, old Dell on YouTube with a parody ad. But what if Dell is about to have the last laugh in the ultra-light laptop race?

All I got to say to you, Mr. Bits Blog, is, Dell could make a zero-gravity ultra-light that had to be fuckin’ tied to earth … What, are you just a shill for poor old Dell? For whatever Michael builds, ask yourself just one teeny question. If you’re so savvy-tech.

On what Operating System is it going to run?

And then go hang your head in shame. I don’t want to hear any more about it.