“Wasilla Hillbillies Hit Nieman Marcus”

November 5th, 2008 Comments Off

explaining karma to Steve Schmidt

Well of course that line caught my eye. Too perfect a scenario, and all I have to say to the poor fuck Republican ops who had to mind her, is … hell-o, this is regulation redneck behavior. And you didn’t get that? You didn’t foresee it? … Hell, y’all just got taken for a big fat Wasilla ride.

Number one, we have read enough, now, about Bill Kristol, upon beholding Sarah, received wood for the first time in many a moon—and we wish to know no more. Ever.

Two, somebody needs to explain karma to Steve Schmidt. (Who maybe shoulda hired a Democrat from the start. Who coulda tol ya not to get mixed up with professional rednecks. Who were born to pick off Republican suckers like you, ducks in a row—born to it.)

See, karma is like a boomerang, what always returns from whence it was flang, so if you send shit out, it’s shit that’ll come back ‘n’ bite you on the butt. If I may mix my metaphors for a moment. (Rednecks don’t give a damn about metaphors.)

Newsweek has also learned that Palin’s shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported. While publicly supporting Palin, McCain’s top advisers privately fumed at what they regarded as her outrageous profligacy. One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist.

… instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family—clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill. Palin also used low-level staffers to buy some of the clothes on their credit cards. The McCain campaign found out last week when the aides sought reimbursement.

One aide estimated that she spent “tens of thousands” more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband. Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost. An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as “Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast,” and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.

I think, all in all, the GOP probably got off cheap.

But last night? Schmidt refused to allow her to say a single word. Didn’t you wonder about that? And that, Steve-o, is what we call a grievous moral error.

If you knew the tiniest thing about the life of a woman like Sarah Palin. What it meant that you plucked her out of obscurity, you dumped her in a pool in which she hadn’t skill to swim … Or hell, maybe it was an intended cruelty.

Either way, I’d be watching my butt about noq, Steve, I was you.

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