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July 25th, 2008 Comments Off

BlogHer: Who Are Your Favorite Women Bloggers?

“Who are your favorite male bloggers?

Who are your favorite hermaphrodite bloggers?

Your favorite muslim bloggers?

Are you really this stupid?”

Posted by: Up Yours Sexist Fools | July 19, 12:35 AM

Ask a simple question.

It seems to be in the nature of comment lists, doesn’t it. The resident asshole. Who at all costs must be heard.

But what the hell is it with these guys. Anonymity, I suppose.

Send him over and we’ll have a little face-to-face.

(Have you noticed, they don’t do in person.)

Would that we had available, on the internet, roaming therapists. Who could deftly remove such … not let them interact with the public … until fit. Until they work out all their mommy rage.

Perhaps that nice woman in the “Get A Mac” ad …(’06 version.)

Really, do women go out of their way to befoul the nests of others like this? No, we go about our business and are regularly confronted and must deal with these gratuitous steaming piles … and worse, of course. What unfathomably deep sense of worthlessness must a guy like this harbor within.

Not that this excuses a thing. I’m told by my assistant this morning not to open the door to men I don’t know, there is a serial rapist working the blocks in my sweet old neighborhood, one who talks his way in.

Oh such a joy, having you along for the ride. You know, I don’t give a shit that it’s routine, even an accepted part of “normal.” It is never, will never be, anything but a gigantic and completely insane pain in what we laughably call our lives.

Do you suppose it’s the testosterone, demented ones?

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