The Bastardly [cute. real cute]: Remember Allison Stokke? I bet you do! Now she's a freshman at Cal Berkeley and doing well for their women's track team ... Here's her official Cal profile. Well, all we have is this one recent picture but no one will ever forget the first Allison picture that lit up inboxes ...I don't know how to break it to you, guys ... but that thing in your pants? The one that leads you around like a pig with a ring in its nose?
Try and grasp this: it is of no interest. That's right! Zip! Nada!
In addition, there is nothing clever or funny about being assholes. Hard to believe, I know.
Mostly, besides being disgusted, we feel sorry for you. Horny guys, guys without women (clue) are thick on the ground. Plus of course what you are doing is harassment of another human being. Yes! Another person, like you! Only better.
Now, if you were to become men ...
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thank you, zo. nobody says it quite like you do. it needs saying.
First time to your blog, via a link off Slate.com.
I'm all about women's rights. I have two daughters and a son.
I followed your link to the alleged harrassment of Alison. I don't see the problem. The young woman is stunningly beautiful, athletic, gorgeous in every way. As a result, young men are paying attention and not in a particularly piggish fashion, considering how low it COULD go.
Lighten up. It's kind of sad to find in my first five minutes at your site that your blog title is one hundred percent accurate.
Was I ever married to you?
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