Zucky-Cola

Jeneane reports: “The Coca-Cola Company will feature its Sprite brand on a new Facebook Page ...”

I'm giving this to you one level of revoltingness at a time. Someone respects your stomach.

“... and will invite users to add an application to their account called ‘Sprite Sips.’”

... and for all you hipsters out there, le piece de resistance, wait for it:

“People will be able to create, configure and interact with an animated Sprite Sips character.”

omg! omg!

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