Oh, Honey. You Poor Millennial

  Where Should a Millennial Draw the Line?

“Part of being an entry-level worker is just waiting for something big to come your way. In the meantime, you bite your lip and act busy. Preceding generations say it's normal. I say it sucks. If what our elders say is true, we're supposed to keep on truckin'. Eventually we'll have some real responsibility and the downtime will be nothing less than treasured. The problem is, I don't live my life on blind faith.”

Man, that is one nickname I would not want to be hung with. For one thing, it's hard to say, and what does that bode. Generation-Unpronounceable.

Though I guess "bode" doesn't say it at all, fucker's already here.

Knocked over by that heartbreaking sense of entitlement?

Hey, I didn't raise these kids. Maybe you did. Have mercy.