Catherine Orenstein’s Op-Ed Writing Seminars For Women:
“What I want to suggest to you,” Orenstein continued, “is that the personal and the public interests are not at odds …”
OMSJ … whole life wasted? (opens kitchen drawer)
“ … and the belief that they are mutually exclusive has kept women out of power.” Don’t you want money, credibility, access to aid in your cause? she asked.
Wait. More, but busy. Hara-kiri. HMFY. (How many fucking years.)
Cristina Page, a spokeswoman for Birth Control Watch in Washington, leaned forward. “I’ve never heard anyone say that before,” she said. [WTF you been, bitch?] “What you’ve just said is so important.
Pardon me … have to adjust knife … aaah …
It’s
… arrrrgh …
so
… ugh ….
liberating.”
…Aieee! …
Dissolves into puddle not of blood (yeah, you wish) but bubbling green frustration, like Wicked Witch of West, which is neither here nor there, but can you believe these women?
No, don’t tell me. There are some things I would simply rather not know.
