Walk On The Water

October 4th, 2006 Comments Off

Apple’s shares slipped less than 1 per cent in after-market trading on Wednesday, suggesting that investors did not believe that Mr Jobs’ admission would weaken his position at the company.

Clearly, there is some confusion out there, In what I call PC-Land, what you probably call, the world.

Steve is the company, the company is Steve.

Look at it this way: Once, in partnership (ha) with my then-(ha) husband (ha) (where am I?) I owned a lovely Mercedes that also went like a son of a bitch. Which is to say, beautifully, smoothly, extremely fast. What a tool for getting from here to there. And we had our little joke, because we had more money than seemed possible, then. It went, Why isn’t everybody smart enough to drive a Mercedes. Some joke.

When you finish laughing … and whapping your PC on the top from yet another blue screen of you-know-what, or from opening another little window only to find there is another little window behind it and so on … I’m tellin’ you, you don’t have to live that way, the web is pretty damn nice on a Mac.

You know, you really can’t imagine the crap that is thrown at you as a PC user, you see a stream of cheap and funky shit that you prolly think is the internet. Shit they don’t even bother to throw at me … ‘cuz I am not going to push that stupid-ass button, Clean My Registry, Please! no matter what.

I am not going to click on, Click On Me! Free, The Taj Mahal!

Free Dell PC! (Shipping and Handling, $895.)

Okay, Steve. Honk your magic honker. Distort that reality field. Start any time now.

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