Nature Abhors

You might be a liberal if... You live in constant fear that someone, somewhere, is making a profit.

WTF? What is up with this widespread misinformation as to what a Liberal is. I chalk it up to the pernicious influence of those two great vacuities: TV and George Bush. No, wait, there has to be a third empty space, to absorb the party line, and honey, you need to get the clue that it might be in your head.

You wish that your paycheck was paid directly to your government to keep you from squandering any of it.

Oh, I get this one. I think. So the government can fritter it away on the poor and old? Every Liberal's dream, right? Christ, I wish they would fritter a bit more, right now. So will you, cookie, when your job leaves for India, and you get old and break a hip. Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters?

You believe that if you reward stupidity, you get less of it.

Which is patently stupid as satire. Which only works when it is based on fact.

You think George W. Bush is a conservative.

Nooo, I think he is a lying piece of shit. And you? (Which, by the way, means Lose the Cliches. It's more interesting when you think for yourself.)