28 November 2005

Admit That The Waters Around You Have Grown*

Blogger and technology columnist Doc Searls began keeping track of how many ‘hits’ Google found for the word ‘podcasts’ on September 28, 2004, when the result was 24 hits. There were 526 hits for ‘podcasts’ on September 30, then 2,750 three days later. The number doubled every few days, passing 100,000 by October 18. As of November 14, 2005 Google reported 99,700,000 hits for ‘podcasts.’

When I write that the revolution is already here, what I mean is: the revolution is here. You're reading it.

What else is the web but pure, unstoppable democracy. Good luck, old men of China. Good luck, old men everywhere.

20 November 2005

Smile, Be Happy

After achieving the state of 'clear,' joining the ranks of about 50,000 who came before, [Tom Cruise] is supposedly immune to illness and free of his reactive mind. As an advanced operating thetan . . . he can now create life; he can create universes; he has cause over matter, energy, space, and time; and he is free of the bonds of the physical—functioning totally on the spiritual.

(Question: If Cruise is all that, then why couldn't he create a hit out of Far and Away? Just asking.)

16 November 2005

Pot Screams: "Kettle Black!"

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – In the sharpest White House attack yet on critics of the Iraq war, Vice President Dick Cheney said on Wednesday that accusations the Bush administration manipulated intelligence to justify the war were a “dishonest and reprehensible” political ploy.

Cheney called Democrats “opportunists” who were peddling “cynical and pernicious falsehoods” to gain political advantage while U.S. soldiers died in Iraq.

What's really cool about this is, of course, that this screeching indicates how the tide has turned, that Dick Cheney's chickens have come home to roost.

And it's no joke. An angry chicken? That pointy yellow beak? Hurts like hell! Cheney's poor old butt, no doubt all pockmarked even as we speak. Peckmarked.

With every nasty example of Projective Identification to come—and there will be plenty before it's over, each nastier than the last—just remember, project it right back out is what Broken Minds do, when they are confronted with the truth. Which, categorically, always returns, sooner or later, to bite them on the ass, even smarties like ol’ Dicky.

Who, I guarantee you, does not get it: Other people don't actually like being lied to. Or tortured, or for that matter, dead.

A simple enough concept, sure—for you and me. But in the world of a Broken one like Dicky? That world, in reality, exists only in his head, and consists of his own malevolent interests and his only. Someone with Dick's deficit (has a certain ring to it) is not only clueless about lies, he cares even less. You aren't really there; in that smelly old chicken coop of a brain, the human presence of the Other doesn't exist. Only He, Who Is, of course, All.

I'm not sure how he deals with He Who Is Also All, Rumsfeld. Give each other a pretty wide berth, do they?

When Powell let slip their nickname, that time in Paris, turns out they've been widely known as the Fucking Crazies in D.C. for thirty years. The crew that came out of Chicago, the Strausserians, it finally dawns on me, are not creations of the idiot-imperialism Strauss taught, but were attracted to that vision extant: so clean, so superior, so . . . master race. Every autistic's dream world, (actually, Aspergers in the middle-age male) but thank you Jesus, they seldom join hands to carry it out.

Here we have an example of what happens in the rare event they do. Individually, of course, this has always been the stuff of dictators and cowards: seeing other people as Objects, to be used toward their own ends. People missing the brain function of human empathy make perfect little torture machines. Little Eichmanns: Who, me?

Condi buys shoes. Don declares to us all his sense of distance, his lack of connection to the sick and tortured detainees whose very condition he ordered. Wolfowitz absconds, no dummy he. And Cheney, well, you ain't heard nothin’ yet.

Because all those chickens he set loose under false circumstances are back home, squatting all over his office, shedding feathers, quarrelling, dropping atrocious turds, and expressing their fowl rage: You let me get shot at, you son of a bitch? You dropped phosphorus on innocent Iraqi chickens? Take that.

Many a resentful “Ow!” has been emanating from the office of the Vice President of The United States of America. That lying, utterly without principle, inhuman sack of . . .

Now Zo, no more fowl language.

(Not bloody likely.)

13 November 2005

"Zo Memo"

This coming “services wave” will be very disruptive. We have competitors who will seize on these approaches and challenge us—still, the opportunity for us to lead is very clear. More than any other company, we have the vision, assets, experience, and aspirations to deliver experiences and solutions across the entire range of digital workstyle and digital lifestyle scenarios, and to do so at scale, reaching users, developers and businesses across all markets. —Bill Gates, internal memo leaked to the web.
Say, have you noticed those perfectly hideous Microsoft ads in the New Yorker of late? Abortionous two-page spreads meant to wed the idea of wild, unfettered creativity and, of all things, Microsoft Corp. Scary. The ads themselves look like nothing so much as flashbacks from second-rate acid—and they do frighten, in the way one naturally recoils from the human idea, disembodied, made concrete and therefore never quite right.
This next generation of the internet is being shaped by its “grassroots” adoption and popularization model, and the cost-effective “seamless experiences” delivered through the intentional fusion of services, software and sometimes hardware.
Interesting, all those quote marks, especially around “grassroots.”
We must reflect upon what and for whom we are building, how best to deliver new functionality given the internet services model, what kind of a platform in this new context might enable partners to build great profitable businesses, and how our applications might be reshaped to create service-enabled experiences uniquely compelling to both users and businesses alike.
Well, you could start with a browser that respects web standards instead of screwing with the code for no reason at all, requiring every web page in the world to include a set of workarounds so your idiot-child of a product will display correctly.

You know, I don't care how much money you have, I don't care if you're fucking king of the world, Windows is such multilayered crap by now—you and Mr. NutSack were such careless, greedy bastards at the start—that even your own engineers don't know what all those dll's are, and it oughtn't to require an old woman to tell you, crap has this inherent logic, Bill. Crap falls apart.

11 November 2005

Dear President Bongo

I wish to offer my services as an attractive and intelligent, mature woman who would be happy to fly to Gabon via public airlines to discuss your every diplomatic need, whence to take up residence in Washington, where, true, I do not at the present moment know a living soul, but with nine million smackers in my pocket, I assure you, I will in no time have many important friends, all of whom will come to look very kindly indeed upon the wonderful nation of Gabon.

What the hell—make it eight.

Sincerely Yours,
Zo

(just click on my email link to your right)

What We Talk About When We Talk About Broken

The judge said detainees' lawyers had presented ‘deeply troubling’ allegations of US personnel violently shoving feeding tubes as thick as a finger through the men's noses and into their stomachs without anaesthesia or sedatives, with detainees vomiting blood as US personnel mocked them.

Rumsfeld appeared to distance himself from the decision to force-feed detainees. “I'm not a doctor and I'm not the kind of a person who would be in a position to approve or disapprove.

07 November 2005

Bippity Boppity Boo

“This is hyper-competition, make no mistake,” said Bill Gates, Microsoft's chief executive. “The magic moment will come when our search is demonstrably better than Google's,” he said, suggesting that this could happen in a year or so.

Magic, Billy? Magic? Have you been having those funny dreams again?

02 November 2005

String. Him. Up.

Asked about the motivation of the hunger strikers, Rumsfeld said, “Well, I suppose that what they're trying to do is to capture press attention, obviously, and they've succeeded.”

There are a number of people who go on a diet where they don't eat for a period and then go off of it at some point. And then they rotate and other people do that.

Better idea: Render Donald Rumsfeld. Release everybody else. Because Americans don't imprison people without due process. We are a model to the world of fairness and justice, we do not practice torture, and we —

Dear God, what have these Broken people cost us, as a nation ... and how do we ever get it back?

These are the saddest days ...

01 November 2005

The Mind of Hope and Fear

There is only hesitation, or trying to push oneself past hesitation. This is the mind of hope and fear, which arises because one is trying to live in some other moment, instead of in the moment that arises now. One is comparing, planning, or trying to maintain an illusion of control in the midst of a reality which is completely beyond control.

Completely? Entirely? You sure there's not some little corner of the universe what's rightfully mine where I am supposed to be in charge? You sure that wasn't part of my birthright? Cause I often feel entitled. To something. I do pare away at the To What. Or to be a tad more factual, life pares away the possibilities, and I adjust. Or not.

But the Or Not was so goddamn painful, I just could not get things the way I wanted them. Things? Oh, like a kind husband, like the strength for art. Not bad wants, and not impossible, either—in another time and place.

It only required that I change the laws of physics. I don't know why it didn't work out.

tags: existential husband buddhist mind hope fear