“Why the fuck would the Pope want to kill Lennon? The Pope didn’t fucking kill anybody, the CIA killed Lennon, you can’t be half-werewolf, that makes no fucking sense, and they aren’t aliens, they’re Republicans, and they killed Hunter Thompson because he was the only one with solid evidence about the cloning plan and was going to tell the media before he got too old to regularly check the grave site for signs of DNA extraction, thus maintaining the stalemate that was keeping Ted Kennedy alive.”
Perfect.
link: kuro5hin
