Why Don't I Just Move

‘My name is Gordon Ramsay and I'm here to help. Simplicity has always been at the heart of my cooking and I'm going to show you how you too can become a star in the kitchen by learning how to boil an egg properly . . . Oi, sonny, who the fuck are you? Get out of here. Who? You're my son? Fuck. I didn't recognise you.’

To England. Yes, I know, it's fucked, but it's fucked in such a witty, literate way.


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